Monthly Archives: June 2014

return of the rush

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Filed under misheard remixes

zergling rush aint nothin to fuck wit

zergling rush aint nothin to fuck wit

zergling rush aint nothin to fuck wit

20 zerglings in yo base and theres nothing you can do

fighting back wit scv’s but you know this game is thru

wtf, howd he do it i dont even got a barracks

yo, im sure this nigga hacks

 

ill be rushin, n chrushin, zerglings be my weapon

got the spawnin pool goin, meanwhile im tokin

the rush, unexpected, that base aint protected

2 minutes in, aint no bunkers erected

these niggas be quittin, once again im winnin

this strat is too easy i feel like im cheatin

all pro is how im playin, these kids ill be slayin

on the top of the ladder is where i be stayin

 

i’m straight from the old school, started back in 98

grabbed the demo, pc gamer, staying up, and playin late

headed straight to eb games, bought it up with no delay

gonna save it for the weekend, but i couldnt stay away

now its back, 12 years later, the new generation

the gameplay is old school, back for more domination

and if you ever want ill give you a lil demonstration

i playin this shit more than the whole korean nation

 

so if you want a challenge imma bring the ruckus

zergling rush aint nothin to fuck wit

straight from the old school youre about to get busted

zergling rush aint nothin to fuck wit

 

yeah

step up, son

represent

tell these noobs

 

the new patch comes out, tomorrow

startegies changin, victory, narrow

and if it dont succeed imma tell em to burrow

goin for an expansion? they are ready follow

economy chrushin my zerglings be rushing

turnip

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Filed under Alternate Song Meanings, misheard remixes

luigi_mario_yoshi

[hook]

I walk in with a turnip , lookin for my princess

bowser got her hidden, so imma have to hit him

Call up luigi and yoshi so that we can go get em

brought that fire flower so you know we gonna burn em

I walk in with a turnip, in with a turnip(x4)

 

[verse 1: mario]

i walk in… with a turnip

stomping koopa troopas, feeling very supa

im like damn… these turtles I be huntin

through your castle i be runnin, on your homies i be hoppin

 

[hook]

[verse 2: mario]

i got a recipe for my destiny, yoshi to the left of me

luigi to the right of me, mushroom kingdom to the death of me

on magic shrooms, you couldnt fuck with me, finding princess my specialty

jump on that flag pole, when i find yo castle imma make ya bleed

clearin pipes is my pedigree, plumbin hard to the death of me

flyin high with my racoon hat, hating turtles  never get to me

breaking castles im all in, all your henchmen they mean nothin,

“princess is in the next castle” homie why you frontin

imma take down your familia, turtles i be killin ya

goomba troops and bullet bill? got my star, aint fearin ya

riding on my dinosaur im shooting fireballs

ready to pounce on bowser when that bozo falls

[hook]

[verse 3: luigi]

i walked in.. with a turnip

riding dirty on my yoshi rolling super leaf cause you know im gona burn it

mario called for back up and you im gonna bring it

going for the high score and you know im gonna earn it

tap me in rio imma take bowser to war

got them 1-ups, fire flowers even a gold star

obituary for your score,im here to raise the bar

call me waka flocka cause you know i go hard

straight outta the mushroom kingdom working with the kingpin

see me rocking the frog suit and all i do is swim swim

knocking down castles every we been been

yellin we the best cause all we do is win win

 

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