Author Archives: BoxyBrown

Kikis

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I be, working at kikis, making tzaziki
Talking bout hip hop and the finest sticky icky
Marijuana conversations and endless food preparation
Once were done with these cucumbers have a little celebration
Got tomatoes by the cases, choppin onions by the sack
Working crazy Fucking hours just to watch that money stack
Bring it back, for the token black, cookin like it’s crack
Sippin yak, while I kill the track, bomb it like Iraq
Whippin sauce, like my nigga ross, should call me the bawse
Chillin cause, all I do is win, never took a loss
Strain that juice, up in syracuse, out here getting loose
Mr t, bring back the mohawk, then I pity foos
Here I go, on my henny flow, got that henny though
Gettin low, with my morning bros, making all that dough
Going strong, every line I spit, every song a hit
When I’m done, pullin off these gloves, cause they never fit
I ain’t  done, got my second shift, selling hats and shirts
I can’t stop, not a little bit, that cash I gotta git
At sundown, pour another round, step up to the mound
Midnight comes and I’m still around, my second wind I found
Not OG, that would be bobby, but I take it further
More OJ, every track I’m on, get away with murder

Grindin

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Yo, I go by the name
(I’m yo Luckso) Of grout the bard
And I just wanna let y’all know (I’m yo Luckso)
The world is about to feel
Something (I’m yo Luckso)
That they’ve never felt before, C’mon
From dungeon to dungeon, slaying dragons and flagons
I boot em and loot em, toss the swag on the back of my wagon
I’m the neighborhood Luckso. Call me spelunker,
Cause I’m a sneak into your bunker, then in town getting drunker.
Im heavy cause, got the loot from the bawse
gonna take it all back and invest it in the house.
Never took a loss, But there’s still that wizard Kent
On his quest for the staff He’s becoming quite hellbent
Tried to hire us to find it, but we were there to spy
Found the evidence we needed and we left, said no goodbye
Went to the mayor to snitch, hopefully Kent is no Lich
If we take over his keep the we gonna be rich
But we gotta wait, no word yet from the human council
That’s another month still then we go in for the kill
So we head south to the mountains, gonna kill us some more orcs
If we cant get rid of Kent yet then we gotta put in work

Grindin’! (Ah)
Grindin’! (Ah)
Grindin’! (Ah)
Grindin’! (Ah)
Grindin’! (Ah)

 

All day

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All Day, nigga

How long ya niggas smash? All Day, nigga

Chillin at the compound? All Day, nigga

How many players you got on call? All Eight, nigga

Smash, smash, How long your winning streak go? All Day, nigga

All my enemies gone die? All day, nigga

Go out back and get high? All Day, nigga

You already know I’m straight 305, All day nigga

So So So Fly! All Day, nigga

 

This Jorge, nigga

Preparing for 420 in December, nigga

Smoked so many blunts I can’t remember, nigga

Rolling up another one as I’m listening to Jigga

Pick up a controller and we gonna smash my nigga

Hit Mario so hard he lost his mustache, nigga

Step up the competition cause you all trash, nigga

Dodge all your attacks with my dash, nigga

I won’t let ya play with me

I won’t give ya another rematch no way

Better luck next time you step to me

Or you can just call me king like DEDEDE

I just wont another round my nigga

Little Mac, I’m the best pound for pound, nigga

You lookin like a fake Ness like that Lucas, nigga

Smash you down to the ground now you earthbound, nigga

You camping sniper, nigga

Sitting on the edge spamming projectiles, nigga

If you’re not gonna fight then you should go home, nigga

Or I’ll have to put this chrome on your dome lil nigga

Leave you laying on the grass like a lawn gnome, nigga

My reign I maintain longer than Rome, nigga

Keeping it three hundred like a Roman, nigga

Looking for a challenge but there’s no man bigga

No man…

 

I just bought an amiibo, Hes my only amigo

Imma train him like my bro

Hes me only challenge though

Hes my only challenge though

 

All Day, nigga

How long ya niggas smash? All Day, nigga

Chillin at the compound? All Day, nigga

How many players you got on call? All Eight, nigga

How long your winning streak go? All Day, nigga

All my enemies gone die? All day, nigga

Go out back and get high? All Day, nigga

You already know I’m straight 305, All day, nigga

So So So Fly! All Day, nigga

 

That’s the wrong game y’all playin’, It should be on the 64

4 of the homies aint stayin, yall gotta wait a lil more

So now you better start praying, Don’t know just what I got in store

All of your characters I’m slaying, Leave you all laying on the floor

Right now, I’m looking real smug right now

I’ve been beating everybody like a thug right now

Throw you out just like a barrel, Donkey Kong Right now

Know me only by just one name, Real Fong right now

While I’m looking like a killa, you’ll be looking at my kills

Like huh, that’s us right now

24/7, 365 days everybody getting slayed

The greatest to ever play it you should call me MJ

People sayin’ “Yo, Yo, take it easy”

Left em looking like Rihana after righting breezy

Before you come for a rematch get some practice bitch

Im the OG boss, looking Bowser Rich

 

Planeswaka flocka flame

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PLANESWAKA

I go hard in the motherfucking draft nigga,

taking rares nigga, what the fuck you thinking nigga

Imma take what I want cause im here to play

mythic rares and them foils yeah imma get paid

see Yawgmoth thats my motherfucking nigga

bury all yo creatures call me the gravedigga

I win every game with this old school killa

raising all my zombies like its Michael Jackson thrilla

 

 

Got my main deck, got my side board (what else)

came here to represent for the dark lord

keep my hand stacked, graveyard filled up

troops immortal, resurrecting nonstop

ay what I stand for? Domination

I wont stop till you’re begging for dark salvation

I’ll attack with some demons and my planeswalker

where you at?you all tapped? you aint planes walking

Keep this deck all black or go multicolor

Orzhov fucking with me, Dimir and Rakdos

Hustlas and gangtas, scheemin for control

Phyrexia, yawgmoth the fucking boss

 

 

i go hard in the motherfucking draft nigga

taking rares nigga, what the fuck you thinking nigga

imma take what i want cause im here to play

mythic rares and them foils imma get paid

see yawgmoth thats my motherfucking nigga

I win every game with his old school killas

keeping all these cards you can call me the deala’

im raising all my zombies like its michael jackson thrilla

 

what you tapping nigga, who’s attacking nigga

doesnt matter, wipe the board, my lead is getting bigger

hope you brought your sideboard with ya, hope you got some counters with ya

hope you got some kleenex with ya, you gon be crying after nigga

Doesnt matter if constructed or we drafting Cube

By then end, you’ll be yellin’ “fuck you”

Got killer 3 card combo and plenty of mana

Beat you so bad you’ll be begging fo yo mama

Got my whole decked wrapped in up in new custom sleeves

How I win every time is hard to believe

If you ready for a challenge then sit down and play

Got the skills to ensure that I win all day

 

I go hard in the motherfucking draft nigga,

taking rares nigga, what the fuck you thinking nigga

Imma take what I want cause im here to play

mythic rares and them foils yeah imma get paid

see Yawgmoth thats my motherfucking nigga

bury all yo creatures call me the gravedigga

I win every game with this old school killa

raising all my zombies like its michael jackson thrilla

 

return of the rush

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zergling rush aint nothin to fuck wit

zergling rush aint nothin to fuck wit

zergling rush aint nothin to fuck wit

20 zerglings in yo base and theres nothing you can do

fighting back wit scv’s but you know this game is thru

wtf, howd he do it i dont even got a barracks

yo, im sure this nigga hacks

 

ill be rushin, n chrushin, zerglings be my weapon

got the spawnin pool goin, meanwhile im tokin

the rush, unexpected, that base aint protected

2 minutes in, aint no bunkers erected

these niggas be quittin, once again im winnin

this strat is too easy i feel like im cheatin

all pro is how im playin, these kids ill be slayin

on the top of the ladder is where i be stayin

 

i’m straight from the old school, started back in 98

grabbed the demo, pc gamer, staying up, and playin late

headed straight to eb games, bought it up with no delay

gonna save it for the weekend, but i couldnt stay away

now its back, 12 years later, the new generation

the gameplay is old school, back for more domination

and if you ever want ill give you a lil demonstration

i playin this shit more than the whole korean nation

 

so if you want a challenge imma bring the ruckus

zergling rush aint nothin to fuck wit

straight from the old school youre about to get busted

zergling rush aint nothin to fuck wit

 

yeah

step up, son

represent

tell these noobs

 

the new patch comes out, tomorrow

startegies changin, victory, narrow

and if it dont succeed imma tell em to burrow

goin for an expansion? they are ready follow

economy chrushin my zerglings be rushing

turnip

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Filed under Alternate Song Meanings, misheard remixes

luigi_mario_yoshi

[hook]

I walk in with a turnip , lookin for my princess

bowser got her hidden, so imma have to hit him

Call up luigi and yoshi so that we can go get em

brought that fire flower so you know we gonna burn em

I walk in with a turnip, in with a turnip(x4)

 

[verse 1: mario]

i walk in… with a turnip

stomping koopa troopas, feeling very supa

im like damn… these turtles I be huntin

through your castle i be runnin, on your homies i be hoppin

 

[hook]

[verse 2: mario]

i got a recipe for my destiny, yoshi to the left of me

luigi to the right of me, mushroom kingdom to the death of me

on magic shrooms, you couldnt fuck with me, finding princess my specialty

jump on that flag pole, when i find yo castle imma make ya bleed

clearin pipes is my pedigree, plumbin hard to the death of me

flyin high with my racoon hat, hating turtles  never get to me

breaking castles im all in, all your henchmen they mean nothin,

“princess is in the next castle” homie why you frontin

imma take down your familia, turtles i be killin ya

goomba troops and bullet bill? got my star, aint fearin ya

riding on my dinosaur im shooting fireballs

ready to pounce on bowser when that bozo falls

[hook]

[verse 3: luigi]

i walked in.. with a turnip

riding dirty on my yoshi rolling super leaf cause you know im gona burn it

mario called for back up and you im gonna bring it

going for the high score and you know im gonna earn it

tap me in rio imma take bowser to war

got them 1-ups, fire flowers even a gold star

obituary for your score,im here to raise the bar

call me waka flocka cause you know i go hard

straight outta the mushroom kingdom working with the kingpin

see me rocking the frog suit and all i do is swim swim

knocking down castles every we been been

yellin we the best cause all we do is win win

 

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