Monthly Archives: November 2015

Kikis

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I be, working at kikis, making tzaziki
Talking bout hip hop and the finest sticky icky
Marijuana conversations and endless food preparation
Once were done with these cucumbers have a little celebration
Got tomatoes by the cases, choppin onions by the sack
Working crazy Fucking hours just to watch that money stack
Bring it back, for the token black, cookin like it’s crack
Sippin yak, while I kill the track, bomb it like Iraq
Whippin sauce, like my nigga ross, should call me the bawse
Chillin cause, all I do is win, never took a loss
Strain that juice, up in syracuse, out here getting loose
Mr t, bring back the mohawk, then I pity foos
Here I go, on my henny flow, got that henny though
Gettin low, with my morning bros, making all that dough
Going strong, every line I spit, every song a hit
When I’m done, pullin off these gloves, cause they never fit
I ain’t  done, got my second shift, selling hats and shirts
I can’t stop, not a little bit, that cash I gotta git
At sundown, pour another round, step up to the mound
Midnight comes and I’m still around, my second wind I found
Not OG, that would be bobby, but I take it further
More OJ, every track I’m on, get away with murder

Grindin

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Yo, I go by the name
(I’m yo Luckso) Of grout the bard
And I just wanna let y’all know (I’m yo Luckso)
The world is about to feel
Something (I’m yo Luckso)
That they’ve never felt before, C’mon
From dungeon to dungeon, slaying dragons and flagons
I boot em and loot em, toss the swag on the back of my wagon
I’m the neighborhood Luckso. Call me spelunker,
Cause I’m a sneak into your bunker, then in town getting drunker.
Im heavy cause, got the loot from the bawse
gonna take it all back and invest it in the house.
Never took a loss, But there’s still that wizard Kent
On his quest for the staff He’s becoming quite hellbent
Tried to hire us to find it, but we were there to spy
Found the evidence we needed and we left, said no goodbye
Went to the mayor to snitch, hopefully Kent is no Lich
If we take over his keep the we gonna be rich
But we gotta wait, no word yet from the human council
That’s another month still then we go in for the kill
So we head south to the mountains, gonna kill us some more orcs
If we cant get rid of Kent yet then we gotta put in work

Grindin’! (Ah)
Grindin’! (Ah)
Grindin’! (Ah)
Grindin’! (Ah)
Grindin’! (Ah)

 

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