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This page is hereby deemed alive. Below are some posts that BoxyBrown (Jorge) and I (Donald) have been working up in the past while to fill this thing up.

On Homosexuality

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‘It’s not gay if there’s no tongue’

return of the rush

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zergling rush aint nothin to fuck wit

zergling rush aint nothin to fuck wit

zergling rush aint nothin to fuck wit

20 zerglings in yo base and theres nothing you can do

fighting back wit scv’s but you know this game is thru

wtf, howd he do it i dont even got a barracks

yo, im sure this nigga hacks

 

ill be rushin, n chrushin, zerglings be my weapon

got the spawnin pool goin, meanwhile im tokin

the rush, unexpected, that base aint protected

2 minutes in, aint no bunkers erected

these niggas be quittin, once again im winnin

this strat is too easy i feel like im cheatin

all pro is how im playin, these kids ill be slayin

on the top of the ladder is where i be stayin

 

i’m straight from the old school, started back in 98

grabbed the demo, pc gamer, staying up, and playin late

headed straight to eb games, bought it up with no delay

gonna save it for the weekend, but i couldnt stay away

now its back, 12 years later, the new generation

the gameplay is old school, back for more domination

and if you ever want ill give you a lil demonstration

i playin this shit more than the whole korean nation

 

so if you want a challenge imma bring the ruckus

zergling rush aint nothin to fuck wit

straight from the old school youre about to get busted

zergling rush aint nothin to fuck wit

 

yeah

step up, son

represent

tell these noobs

 

the new patch comes out, tomorrow

startegies changin, victory, narrow

and if it dont succeed imma tell em to burrow

goin for an expansion? they are ready follow

economy chrushin my zerglings be rushing

turnip

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luigi_mario_yoshi

[hook]

I walk in with a turnip , lookin for my princess

bowser got her hidden, so imma have to hit him

Call up luigi and yoshi so that we can go get em

brought that fire flower so you know we gonna burn em

I walk in with a turnip, in with a turnip(x4)

 

[verse 1: mario]

i walk in… with a turnip

stomping koopa troopas, feeling very supa

im like damn… these turtles I be huntin

through your castle i be runnin, on your homies i be hoppin

 

[hook]

[verse 2: mario]

i got a recipe for my destiny, yoshi to the left of me

luigi to the right of me, mushroom kingdom to the death of me

on magic shrooms, you couldnt fuck with me, finding princess my specialty

jump on that flag pole, when i find yo castle imma make ya bleed

clearin pipes is my pedigree, plumbin hard to the death of me

flyin high with my racoon hat, hating turtles  never get to me

breaking castles im all in, all your henchmen they mean nothin,

“princess is in the next castle” homie why you frontin

imma take down your familia, turtles i be killin ya

goomba troops and bullet bill? got my star, aint fearin ya

riding on my dinosaur im shooting fireballs

ready to pounce on bowser when that bozo falls

[hook]

[verse 3: luigi]

i walked in.. with a turnip

riding dirty on my yoshi rolling super leaf cause you know im gona burn it

mario called for back up and you im gonna bring it

going for the high score and you know im gonna earn it

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tap me in rio imma take bowser to war

got them 1-ups, fire flowers even a gold star

obituary for your score,im here to raise the bar

call me waka flocka cause you know i go hard

straight outta the mushroom kingdom working with the kingpin

see me rocking the frog suit and all i do is swim swim

knocking down castles every we been been

yellin we the best cause all we do is win win

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I’m On One

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This song is clearly about how rough it is to be an athlete outclassing your teammates and being held back by them. Drake is a veteran baseball player who has returned to his home city’s loosing team. His teammates (Rick Ross and ‘lil Wayne) perform so poorly that he is perpetually stuck on first base.

The intro is clear:

(I get ‘em up!) I’m on one
(I get ‘em up!) Fuck it, I’m ‘on one
(I get ‘em up!) I said I’m on one

‘I get ‘em up!’ is a reference to the fact that the audience comes only to see him play, and are quite excited (standing up). While the repetition of ‘I’m on one’ is both a sad and angry declaration that he has made it to first base. He is there due to his spectacular playing, but cannot leave due to lack of help from his teammates.

” I’m getting so throwed, I ain’t went this hard since I was 18″

He is being ‘thrown for a loop’ because he has not had to put so much effort in since the start of his career, and yet he gets nothing out of it.

“Apologize if I say anything I don’t mean
Like what’s up with your best friend?
We could all have some fun, believe me”

He has tried, and failed, to encourage his teammates to put some effort into playing. ‘We could all have some fun’, but they are content with their own poor performance due to a sense of job security, being paid enough, and a sense of comfort with futility.

“And what’s up with these new niggas?
And why they think it all comes so easy?”

Even the new players on the team, not hardened by defeat, think that victory can come without hard work and thus fail as well.

“But get it while you here boy
Cause all that hype don’t feel the same next year boy
Yeah and I’ll be right here in my spot with a little more cash
Than I already got trippin off you cause you had your shot”

Despite their failings, he’s going to continue playing as well as he can, working as hard as he can. He has the admiration of his fans, and notoriety and he will not let anyone keep him from that. The rest have had their chance and he’s not going to end up like them.

“Hate the rumours, hate your bullshit, hate these fucking allegations
I’m just feeling like the throne is for the taking, watch me take it!”

With his ambitious character, his teammates have slandered him quite fiercely, but he’s still going to strive for excellence.

And now with a burst of owning his situation and flaunting it we arrive at the hook:

“All I care ’bout is money and the city that I’m from
I’ma sip until I feel it, I’mma smoke it ’til it’s done ”

He has his money from his previous successes, and now he’s focusing on caring about the city he loves. Sipping on fame and ‘smoking’ the competition.

 

“Two white cups and I got that drink
Could be purple, it could be pink
Depending on how you mix that shit”

Purple and pink drink are clear references to various flavors of sports drinks.

The following verses has his teammates simply extolling the ‘large’ life they live. Exaggerating their grandiose living and skills. After each one he comes back in repeating the hook, making clear that while they are absorbed in their lives of faux stardom, he is concerned about his hometown. And despite their supposed excellence, he is still on one.

Cashin Out

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I listen to the song and hear the lament of someone who lived the big life during the housing bubble and is now underwater on his condo.

 

“Got a condo on my wrist girl, I’m cashing out
Got a condo around my neck girl, I’m cashing out”

He is shackled and yoked by the burden of his property, and now has to ‘cash out’ sell it for what it’s worth and take the loss. He recounts this to a girl to dismiss her seeking favor from him.

“I got Versace all on my back
These hoes all on my back
Plus these plugs all on my back
Cause they know I’m moving that pack”

His favorite clothier, former sexual partners, and drug selling associates are all out to collect on his debts to them, because they know he is leaving the condo and coming into money.

 

“These Louies all in my face
Four-fifths stay up on my waist
Plus it ain’t on me for nothing so please don’t make me catch a case
Cause bitch I’m ’bout it”

‘Louies’  are the collection agency thugs holding a .45 revolver to his waist. He asks them not to take him to court, because he is serious about restitution.

 

“Me walking round with no check on me, psshh
Yeah I doubt it
Your girl ain’t finna leave with me, psshh
Yeah I doubt it
And I’m like, what the hell they talking ’bout
And if I got it I bought it, cause boy you know I’m cashing out”

This is a lament to his former life of solvency, when he could use cheques (due to having money in the bank) and leave with any woman he wanted. But he shames those who might talk poorly of him for his financial choices, for he takes full responsibility for his purchases, and he is now cashing out.

Welcome

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Soon to be filled with a little bit of everything from the minds of myself and a few friends.

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